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Kodoku's thoughts on Twilight by herhinney Kodoku's thoughts on Twilight by herhinney
LMAO! I had fun doing this XD This popped into my head the other day while I was reading stuff on DA and how a lot of people made their ocs or cannon vampires of existing series hate Twilight and be incredibly offended by it. When you think about it, they might love it because then the stupid would believe and follow a vampire to the ends of the Earth because Meyers basically gave the OK to do so XD I mean really, that's like saying "Oh well not ALL rapists are bad D: Just SOME! YOU SHOULD LOVE DEM ANYWAY!!!!111!!!" Then the stupid would follow around rapists trying to show them love and the rapist would JUST take advantage of it D< DUH!

I like Kodoku, but his personality baffles me sometimes. He's like, quiet, and he used to be really conservative and he really cared for life but I guess something in him changed and now he's a bit more dark and sinister and he cares much less for life. Not like a decision I JUST made, I think that's just the character XD

Natalie dislikes Twilight D< And so does Alex. Me? I dunno, I'm just not interested. There are plenty of reasons for me to NEVER read it but I don't think that there would be harm for me to pick it up and try again. Though my short attention spam might make that- *walks away and does something else*

Getting this JUuuuussttt right was a pain in the butt D: And I'm trying to use better coloring for my art from here on out! Shading and light sources for me danggit! And I'm trying to not cuss. It's hard :( But I'll just censor what I WANT to say XD At least it's better then "Holy Crow" cause really? Who the hell says that.....HELL ISN'T A BAD WORD THOUGH D< So I guess I didn't TOTALLY defeat my own purpose XD

Poor Alex :( He needs a hug.

OH and Kodoku is BI-sexual he likes Alex but he is also attracted to females. Not the females he plans on killing though XD I think that's just cause he's hungry >_>

Oh and he called Meyers "Meyers GIRL" because in his mind, though he's physically 18 or 19, he's really, like 80 so I'm pretty sure he thinks of her as a younger person.

all characters(c) me
Twilight and herself (c) Stephaney Meyers
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ramirogalletti Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Student
a vampire who is happy with twilight an make sense .-. holy shit
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herhinney Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Student Digital Artist
lol thank you
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woooooof Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
rofl XD
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KittyEaredFreak Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I find this humorous and logical.
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herhinney Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Thank you :D
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MetaKnightFreak Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2010
i totally agree, Meyer totally ruined the vampire specie!
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herhinney Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2010  Student Digital Artist
DX DAMN HER~
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MetaKnightFreak Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2010
Burn to hell Meyer!
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herhinney Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2010  Student Digital Artist
lol
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Chicky-the-Dragon Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
:lmao: This was brilliant!
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herhinney Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Student Digital Artist
LOL thank you :D
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mpokorny Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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herhinney Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Student Digital Artist
:D
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Inzhuna Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010
Awesome! I laughed a lot, thank you for sharing this. Your characters seem to be really cool :)
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herhinney Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Thanks! And you're welcome :D
:hug:
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DecentPerson Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaahaa :iconhahaplz:
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herhinney Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Student Digital Artist
:iconimhappyplz:
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Samantha-Deathwish Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
LMFAO!
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herhinney Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Student Digital Artist
LOL 8D
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icy7 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Sweet :D
This gave me an idea too about this whole situation, thanks for the inspriration :D
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herhinney Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Lol always glad to inspire :D
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Soulborg63 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
XD
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TobiObito4ever Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate that stupid book! It says that abusive relationships, pedophilia, necrophilia and bestality are all okay when they're not. :angered:

I have 4 lovely vampire OCs. They are what you would call modern/classic. Suzume HATES being called a twipire; Korrane would just ignore them but kill them if they piss her off long enough; Hayato will do the same and Lahara.... Lahara would play the role of the black widow. :evillaugh:
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herhinney Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010  Student Digital Artist
LOL It really does teach that doesn't it. Hopefully by the time the crazy fangirls have grown up they'll realize that that is NOT how life is supposed to be XD

I don't blame them D8 I'd hate to be called a twipire if I were a vampire too! Black Widow? Like...poisonous widow that marrys, kills her husband D8
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TobiObito4ever Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
We can only hope.

Yup, though technically Lahara lures them in and then feeds off them. She only does this at night, because she's pretty frail in the sun.
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BobsCookie Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010  Student General Artist
xDDDD :heart: !! Hilarious!!
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herhinney Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Lol thanks :D
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BobsCookie Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Student General Artist
You're welcome!!
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Sobaku-no-Sarah Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
It's actually "Stephenie Meyer" but really, I think it's funnier if they don't even say the right name. We should just call her "Stupid Meyers" from now on, because honestly, I see no reason to respect that woman.

Aww, it's okay Alex... my buddies William and Louis are just as offended. Sigh. (Yes, I actually said SIGH. Whattaya gonna do bout it?)
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herhinney Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010  Student Digital Artist
LOLOLOL oops XD Well goes to show how much I pay attention XD I don't really HATE her but I really, ugh, I feel no reason to see her as anything better then the average joe. I mean it's not like her writings all that great but RAWR HER INTERVIEWS SHE'S SO POMPOUS AND SMUG D<

lol Alex, William and Louis are just gonna go off and pout, smoke some pot and complain about how much they hate Twilight XD (nothing I swear don't hurt meh D8 *covers face with hands*)
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Sobaku-no-Sarah Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
I hate her, but that's just me.

Ayup. Then they can talk about other... werewolfy... things. And uh... yeah.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. Now go make me a sammich. :|
lol jk, but I really would appreciate a sammich. :|
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herhinney Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Well that's ok :D You can hate her, I'll join in on strong dislike XD

Lol and drink and do stuff that werewolves do in their spare time...like...wreaking havok on the three little pigs, or chasing down little girls in red hoods XD

Ah Ok D8 *runs off to make sammich* lol sure but it's gonna be a peanut butter and jelly cause I dunno how to make anything else. I mean jeez I just learned to boil water the other day D8 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE SAMMICHES WITHOUT BOILING TEH WATER FIRST?!?!?! HHOOOWWWWW?!??!?!?!?!
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Sobaku-no-Sarah Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010
Running around, licking themselves, sniffing each others butts, drinking from toilets... etc. XD

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO BE THE PERFECT HOUSEWIFE NOW THEN?! YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COOK THE PERFECT THANKSGIVING DINNER FOR YOUR FAMILY. You are hardly even a woman. :no:
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Fangirl-45 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Psh! Renesmee was seven when Jacob actually started pounding her! Not five! It's totally not pedophilia though! It's because she looks like she's eighteen due to weird half-vampire genetics!

Seriously though, if Meyer hadn't pretended that her vampires were so "scientific", she wouldn't be in the situation of having to explain that, magically, every single cell in the human body gains 2 chromosomes in the nucleus. And that then the werewolves have 1 extra chromosome. So when Nessie is born, she has two extras from her dad that just go together, despite what the whole "Human Genome Project" says, because that's just humans and not vampires. So the two extra go together and she has the same number as Jacob, so they get together seven years later. And by get together, I mean the parts way down south. They were dating since year one when he gave her a promise ring for Christmas.

Seriously. WHO GIVES A ONE-YEAR-OLD A PROMISE RING?!
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Sobaku-no-Sarah Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
Also, the whole thing with chromosomes makes no sense. To have more or less chromosomes does not give you supernatural abilities and a taste for blood. It often gives you mental disorders, sometimes to the point of retardation! GOD THIS WOMAN NEEDS TO LEARN BIOLOGY!
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Fangirl-45 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
I KNOW! A surprising number of people are failing Biology in my class this year, but when it gets down to the basics of what we're learning, I know what's going on. I understand that when cells have too much or not enough of what they need, weird shit happens. Cells need DNA and so having more or less of that still makes weird shit happen! Mental disorders, retardation, some people have looked it up and seen that Renesmee by all means ought to have had Down's Syndrome.

Why does this woman have to make every female character either a beautiful, or a bitch? Bella is a speshul snowflake, her "husband"(I think that marriage ought to have been as legally binding as marrying a tree) is a speshul snowflake, and thus her spawn is as Mary-Sue as her parents. It's in her messed-up genes.
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Sobaku-no-Sarah Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
Maybe Meyer had an extra chromosome or two and decided she wanted her characters to be more like her.

Okay, okay, low blow... but I still think it's funny.
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Fangirl-45 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
I agree. Low, perhaps, but I don't get as upset over mental disorders as some people because no one in my family has any and the only people at school who have them either have cases so mild you forget or else are separated from the rest of the grade.

So, lol.
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herhinney Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Lol, Seven right sorry! XD It's totally legal then never mind lul. I thought it was sixteen :/ ah well XD

I don't understand why she tried to bring science into a folk lore where 6'5 men turn into what, like, ten foot tall wolves? Where did the mass come from? Where does it go when they transform back? Why are they suddenly hairless? Why does the hair on their heads stay the same? Why do the vampires have poison on their teeth, logically everything they bit would be a vampire if they didn't kill it first and even then think of how many vampire bambies are running around D< WHY would they SPARKLE logically, if their skin was made of granite thats sparkly, then they would not be able to move and they would weigh a TON and break everything they sat on and they wouldn't logically have hair or eyebrows and their eyes have no scientific reason for changing colors YET SHE WANTS TO BRING SCIENCE INTO AN UN-NATURAL UNHOLY BABY DEMON SPAWN OF HELL?! And yet she still has the nerve to try to explain how the hell imprinting works and why the hell it's ok for Jacob to be raping a baby :/

A guy who screws seven year olds XD
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Fangirl-45 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you. In my Geometry class, we're learning about logic and postulates and theorems to explain why line AB is equal to line QR or some such. She doesn't use logic, she simply says that vampires sparkle, 108-year-old sperm survived to this day and got a girl pregnant, the guy gave her a c-section with poison-laced teeth, and the baby is fine. It's like one long LOGICFAIL.

And I haven't even read Breaking Dawn. All I need to know are some spoilers. Plus, I've read as far as the honeymoon. Is it me, or was that sex scene more like a rape scene but they were both willing? It has all the violence, the holding her so hard bruises formed, the blacking out in the middle and picking it up the next morning. It doesn't matter that the main audience is 12, it seems a bit suspicious considering right where she left off. She reflects that she liked it, "like fire and ice together, not undoing each other but existing simultaneously" or something, but doesn't it sound a bit forced? It's like she said, "He only hits me when I deserved it. I was so stupid, I shouldn't have drunk a drop, I should have just stayed home and sewed up his jeans and try boiling the roast. I mean, I was tired and I missed drinking with friends, I haven't seen them in a while, but I like the roast, don't I?"

And guys just shouldn't screw seven-year-olds. No matter how old they look.
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herhinney Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010  Student Digital Artist
You're welcome :) Oh gawd D8 I remember learning that XD I was terrible at it mostly because numbers just aren't my forte. She really doesn't and it's quite annoying because if a person wants to be taken seriously they can't just pull random new crap out of their ass! "Oh by-the-way-renesmee-doesnt-age-so-her-and-jacob-are-together-forever-liekzomg!!11!and I DIDN'T just make that up by the way 8D " It's just so.....Ugh D< I mean if she didn't just make shit up on the spot and thought through her writing just a little more I could deal but ugghhhhhh it's just so annoying! Like with my characters, Alex and Kodoku, vampire and werewolf, I spend hours thinking about the little details like what happens to their clothes, what do they do with their money, vampire and werewolf folk lore and how to mix it up a little and make it a little interesting but make sure that it's still logical and bring some other mythology into it so it blends together and makes a little more sense. I think Meyers spent a total of what, five minutes thinking "OK 8D Wut wuld be supar speshawl awesum that'll get me another multi-million dollar contrat :/ hmm... 8D I kno! I'll have them hav a BABAY! Even tho that doesn't make SENSE1 Yayyyyyyyy!!!"

Oh god, this shirt [link]
Does that not just scream creepy to you or is it just me XD

I think she was trying to make it more family friendly(you know as family friendly as a blood sucking leach that knocks out a girl while having sex and beats her as she's asleep and then performs a c-section on her stomach to get their undead hell spawn out of her exploding uterus can get 8D
LOL "He only hits me when I do something wrong D8 But when nobodys looking he says he loves me!" CREEPY! I hope she's happy with herself D<

SERIOUSLY! I don't care how old she's SUPPOSED to be, SHE'S STILL SEVEN! And he's still creepy and they're both stupid! Personally I think it would've made more sense for Jacob to keep ageing but eventually as Renesmee grew older they gradually fell in love. BUT OHMAHGAWDSTILLCREEPY! Cause every time I think about it, HE'S IN LOVE WITH AN INFANT! But I guess since Meyers loves them craddle robbers that it's A-OK!
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ShinyUmbreon01 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
*pats Alex on the head* There, there :D
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herhinney Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Alex: >/
me: LOL!
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ShinyUmbreon01 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
*hugs* ^^

Dragomir: I no get no hugs. <__<

Me: You dont even like them...
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herhinney Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Me: D: *hugs Dragomir* :D

Alex: WTF STOP HUGGING PEOPLE D<

Me: :(
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ShinyUmbreon01 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Dragomir: :meow:

Me: Whaaat? You just maul me x(
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herhinney Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2010  Student Digital Artist
LOL
me: Aw you get no love *hugs you* 8D
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ShinyUmbreon01 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Dragomir: *smiles* ^^

Me: I try... Dx
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Abel-Rose Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2010  Student Writer
First of all, that was hilarious. I read twilight and was freaked by the creepy stalker boy (which was encouraged for some reason), and confused as to why they sparkled. Apparently tween girls are easily distracted by shiny objects. Second of all finally someone is know what real vampire are! And for that I adore you.
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herhinney Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Lol thanks XD I read a bit of Twilight(I heard a lot of it on book on tape though as my mom listened to it with speakers on XP ) but the writing was just so.... juvenile like it wasn't AMAZING it just had unnecessarily big words and the amount of description Edward had made me want to vomit. His liquid topaz eyes, his sharp cheek bones, his pale, incandescent skin. Gag. I mean I can get a bit of poetic descriptions but she kept REMINDING us of this like, SEVERAL TIMES uuugghhhh D: D: D: They really are distracted by shiny objects XD I understand the reason they like it, but I dislike the fact that Twilight is considered the Romeo and Juliet of our time. Especially because Shakespeare was making fun of stupid, hormonal teenagers and Twilight was supposed to be serious XD

Aw, I adore you for commenting on this :D :hug:
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